Seven Daring Halloween Costumes

On Halloween, most of my friends dress up as vampires, witches, or main characters from recent superhero movies. I say “nuke to the no” for these boring choices. Give me a daring Halloween costume—disgusting, gross, or astro alien.

Here are my seven funtastic ideas for daring Halloween cloaks:

1. Ugly dog contest winner. Personally, I’d nominate the neighbor’s little, mangy mutt as a model.

2. Chewing gum stuck to the road. For extra laughs, I’ll add tire marks to show I’ve been run over by a car.

3. Dirty, stinky sock. I’ll look in my sister’s gym bag for inspiration. Ga-rooos!

4. Edgar from the Men in Black 1 movie. I’ll stuff my mouth and sleeves with bugs. Astro ga-rooos!

5. Cow with automatic milker that works on one side only. I’ll include a name tag, “Lopsided Lucy.”

6. Bermuda Triangle, with a plane that goes into me and then disappears.

7. The snake from Harry Potter movies. I’ll need to practice slithering and hissing first.

I dare you to join me on Halloween to go trick-or-treating in Virginia Beach dressed up in one of these outfits. Even if you take the easy road and wear a vampire cape or alien queen mask, stop at the Vanir house for dark chocolate goodies.

That’s my blog, and I’m sticking with it.

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